Husband and I have been invited to a "young married" activity this coming Friday. This despite the fact that we're apparently too old. The church generated list has edited us out because Husband recently turned 31. However, the organizers of the event have taken notice of our coolness and decided it would be no good without us. Or maybe they feel sorry for us. Either way, FREE FOOD!
I suppose that means that you are only young and married until the age of 30. Or until you have kids. Which ages you 9 years. Or 12. Because the multiple 19-year-olds in the ward who just had babies have also been edited and don't get an invite either.