What Was I Doing?

If my mother had called me on Monday and asked me what I was doing, I would have said, "Well, Mother, naturally I am doing what every good, Mormon girl should.  I'm working on my food storage."

*I've never referred to The Judy as "Mother".

*I rarely use the word "naturally".

*What I was really doing on Monday (beside visiting the everything 50-90% off Easter aisle at Target) was avoiding the folding of laundry and trying to keep Carolyn off of the door of the dishwasher.