Tuesday, March 31, 2009

You Know What's AWESOME??

You know what's awesome? In depth study of the reproductive system. I'm sorry, I thought I'd signed up for massage therapy school. Apparently I've signed up for a fertility course. I figure that all I need to know is that both boys and girls have genitals and that during a massage, they should not be touched.

And, you know what's even more awesome? Carrying 5x8" diagrams of both the male and female reproductive systems around in your purse. And whipping them out at a restaurant to run through them during lunch. And people looking at you like you're a pervert unabashedly ogling certified pornography in public.

I want to wear a sign on my chest that says, "Hey, the reproductive system isn't the problem here. The problem is all your nasty, nasty thoughts. Let's clean it up, people."

4 comments:

teri said...

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Erin said...

Like I said, THEY SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHED. I hate people like that. They ruin it for everyone else. And now I'm climbing off my soap box.

Porter Family said...

You'll be glad you know about female hormones and stuff when you do pregnant lady massages--specialize in those, they get a great market because most people have no clue what they're doing! As far as males, you know how hormonal they are. :)

Erin said...

I can't even do pregnancy massages. I have to take a whole different class for that. Although, I do plan to take the class eventually and yes, I'm going to corner the market!!