Monday, October 27, 2008

Daily Report

1. Husband has injured his knee. Well, injured it...without having done anything to it. We had to go to the orthopaedic doctor who took 60 mL of fluid out of it, which THRILLED Husband (he thought it was the coolest thing EVER). Who knew a knee could even hold that much? He has to go back today because it's not doing any better.

2. There is a man here at the doctor's office with the most outstanding mullet I have ever seen. We're talking feathered and everything. It's a 9.5 on the mullitude scale.

3. Note to self: when gas prices are going down DON'T buy gas before 10:30 am. At 10:31, it will drop 5 cents/gallon. We are down to $2.29 here in Beaumont!

4. I am unhappy with the BYU football team. I mean, REALLY upset. I told them but they don't seem to care.

5. I was able to find funding for school thanks to mom and dad. I guess I'm out of excuses! I start November 10th.

6. Lab Lady's daughter works in pathology at the hospital. Today they got a bucket full of stuff to dissect that included a pencil that had been removed from an 80 year-old man's...ummm...man parts. My question is, WHAT WOULD MAKE HIM THINK THAT PUTTING IT UP THERE WAS A GOOD IDEA?

7. The Texans are freezing with the latest 70 degree "cold front". I am in HEAVEN.

8. I need a job where I don't have to deal with crazy people. There's crazy and then there's CRAZY. They're making me NUTS.

9. The doctor got a black eye over the weekend from a patient at the hospital. Not so much the patient as the patient's bed. The Doctor's Wife is mad because they're going to Hawaii on Thursday and he's going to ruin all the pictures.

10. The Nurse is out for the week. We have a substitute nurse instead. The Doctor works twice as fast with this nurse. That means we get an hour for lunch AND we get off before 6! LOVING IT.

2 comments:

Holli said...

You're going back to school? What for? Where?

Porter Family said...

1. He had 60CC taken out? Awesome. Get that man in the pool and take some stress off his knees.
2. I want a picture of the mullet.
3. 2.29??? Man, I thought we were doing well with 2.59.
4. Seriously, Erin, you had to know BYU wasn't going to make it that far this year. Next year they'll actually be better.
5. Way to go Paul and Judy. That was mighty kind to help you out. I think they deserve free massages for life.
6. Remember the line from While You were sleeping? "Peter only has one...umm..." "Who plays basketball with a pencil in their back pocket??"
7. 70 degrees feels much colder with humidity.
8. Wait until your next job at a spa. You'll meet crazies, except you'll be paid more to deal with them, so they won't seem as crazy.
9. If the Doctor is in Hawaii, does that mean you get a vacation?
10. Way to go sub nurse! Enjoy that hour long lunch! You deserve it!