Sunday, October 26, 2008

DEFENSE COMES UP MISSING

  • Location: College Station, Texas
  • Missing - partially since 1998, fully since 2003
  • If found as a group, may answer to "The Wrecking Crew"
  • Individually, may answer to names such as, "Bone Crusher", "The Tenderizer", "The Tank", etc.
  • May be recognized by the ability to effectively run a 3-4 defense
  • Other traits - speed, size, ability to actually read an offense, ability to run at least one play without a penalty
  • Areas searched without success: Provo, Utah. Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Honolulu, Hawaii. Los Angeles, California (search around Rose Bowl ONLY).

Reward of season tickets. If found please call Mike Sherman or Nicholas Peters at 1-800-WRECKING. Both are eager to reclaim said defense providing it still exists.

1 comment:

Porter Family said...

They're probably in the witness protection program. Someone took a hit out on the founder of Aggie jokes, and they know something they aren't telling. Anyways, mystery solved. Sources tell me they all transferred to UT.