Some Things I'm Getting

I've been thinking about when I get rich A LOT lately. There are several things that I have already decided that I'm going to get with my first $100 million:

1. A personal trainer. I need someone who will work out with me and inspire me...and then give me a massage after the workout and tell me how fabulous I am.
   
2. A maid (or maybe two) for my ginormous house where I will have tons of parties that EVERYONE will want to come to. Sorry, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, you aren't invited because you suck.


3. A cook. They will cook me healthy meals whenever I say, have healthy snacks waiting in the fridge, do all the clean up, AND find a way to make me chocolate cake that still tastes DELICIOUS, but won't ruin my figure (which is going to be made by the personal trainer).


4. A driver. This is so I can go wherever I want whenever I want and still be able to look around at all the stuff that I can't see if I'm driving. There are many treasures on the side of the road if you're looking for them (mostly bums who are doing funny things).


5. A hair and makeup artist. Look out, Beyoncee, here I come. I've seen what a hair and makeup person does for you and I figure they can do the same for me.


6. An on-call pool boy. Of course, he will take care of the pool, but he will also make me delicious, fruity, cold drinks when I'm laying by the pool.


7. A private jet/pilot. This is so I can say, "Honey, do you want to go to the Grand Cayman this weekend? Get in my plane and I'll take you."


8. A yacht. I plan to have it in the Mediterranean in the summer and the Caribbean in the winter. I also plan to have lots of people to serve me on the boat.
9. A tailor. I will pay whatever it takes for them to make me look 50 pounds lighter just through use of seeming and fabric. Totally worth it.
10. Some friends. I'm pretty sure that getting rich will draw all kinds of people to me, but I'm looking for friends who will give me all they have and ask for nothing in return. Then, I might give them something.