Monday, November 18, 2013
Because, Really, Could I Be More Awesome?
If you've been wondering what 39 week pregnant Zumba looks like, here I am to demonstrate it for you. On the stage. In front of God and everyone.
Please do not mind the following things:
1. I forget the choreography at least three times
2. My sweet facial expressions
3. My double chin and turkey arms
4. The fact that I obviously think I look more awesome than I actually do
5. My "taking it down" so I don't pee my pants
6. And, you don't see it at the end, but a woman 15 years my senior has to help me off the stage
Oh, and no, I don't have any professional dance training. Because I know you were wondering.