1. Ok, so forget waterboarding as a form of torture. Instead, we should put criminals just outside a slash park in Southeast Texas where the water is broken and promise them every 30 minutes that we're almost done fixing it. Add in a few kids who keep asking when they'll be done and BAM! Torture!
2. I seriously can't get enough pickles. Today I even took a couple of swigs of the juice because I wasn't finished eating, but the pickles were all gone.
3. I'm going to can some tomatoes. Because I didn't plant any of my own, but there's a bulk produce order about to happen at church and I'm gonna kill it!
4. All of this fun-in-the-sun-swimsuit-wearing is really conflicting with my "shave once a week" mantra.
5. I've puked several times over the past two days. What's up with that? No puking and then all the sudden lots of puking? That just doesn't make any sense.