*Any time anyone says to me, "Oh, I just eat and eat and eat and I never gain a pound.", I just want to punch them right in the face.
*If I could change anything about myself it would be how much I sweat. I sweat so much I put most men to shame. It's not dainty. Or girly.
*I would also change my beard and my gut.
*I wish time would stand still and Carolyn would stay this age forever. Don't get me wrong, she has her days, but for the most part, she cracks me up.
*Does anyone else have a very favorite t-shirt? I have one that I love. I probably wear it 2-3 times a week. Or whenever it's on top of the clean laundry pile. It's so soft and it doesn't stick to my belly. The bad thing about it is that it's a Zumba t-shirt. I'm afraid people judge me for wearing work out clothes while I'm not working out.
* I am apparently the only girl on the planet who likes to wear a bra. If I'm awake, I have one on. I don't understand people who don't put one on unless they "have to".
*Another thing I don't understand: People who wear their pajamas all day. I have to get up and get dressed (and usually showered) first thing. Even when I'm sick, I like to be dressed in normal clothes. Unless I'm really sick. Then I just change to different pajamas. But either way, showering and brushing my teeth always makes me feel just a little bit better.
*I wish I had another room in the house. Somewhere that I could set up my massage table and leave it up. And maybe the room could double as a craft/sewing room. Because, you know, I'm totally into that now.
*My favorite thing Carolyn says, is, "Do you want to watch Incredibles or something?"
*I don't want my kid to grow up in the city.
*I don't want my kid to grow up without animals around.
*I miss traveling. Like a lot.