A conversation with Carolyn while watching Despicable Me for the 945th time in the last month:
Carolyn: When's Gru's birthday?
Me: I don't know when Gru's birthday is.
Carolyn: Gru's birthday....two weeks.
Me: His birthday is in two weeks?
Carolyn: Yeah. We have a party.
Me: Ok, we can have a party with cupcakes.
Carolyn: And fire?
Me: Yes, and fire on the candles.
Carolyn: Gru went to the store yesterday.
Me: He did? What did he buy?
Carolyn: Bacon. And cheese.
In other news, Carolyn tried to cut her hair this morning while I was in the shower. As luck would have it, she chose the dullest scissors in the house and therefore, didn't get anything accomplished.
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