Like, I love Costco so much, I might sell my second born if I was promised that one would be built in Beaumont.
Because I need the stuff they sell.
All of it.
Did you know Costco's cheese is $4.98 for two pounds?
I pay almost $9 for the exact same thing at HEB.
Nutella is $6.25 at HEB.
At Costco, it's $9 for two.
Milk is $1.50 cheaper a gallon.
And don't even get me started on the huge bottles of taco seasoning at Costco.
I don't know why, but if only I could have a giant bottle of taco seasoning, my life would be complete ($3.99 for the entire bottle while one of those little seasoning packets at any store are roughly $1.20).
So, imagine my elation when someone from church told me they had a Costco membership.
And not only that, they would put me in their car and drive me there.
It was heaven.
I had to keep myself from squealing every time I found a deal that put my usual coupon clipped shopping to shame.
I ended up with all kinds of wonderful stuff.
Most notably, these:
Do you see that on the right side?!
I could die happy right now.