As we all know, Carolyn lurves the ash pile on the back patio.
She is constantly tracking ash into the house, bringing it in in her hands, and spitting it out of her mouth onto the carpet.
Grandpa Jay and Grand Mary sent some money for Christmas, so being the great parent I am, I bought Carolyn the very best Christmas present ever.
Merry Christmas, Carolyn!
Here's a giant bag of (non-ash) dirt!