Poor Baby

1.  Tonight for dinner, we broiled some flank steak for fajitas.  I opened the oven to take it out and was blasted by smoke caused by the overflowing pan.  As I was rubbing my eyes, Carolyn snuck up behind me and put her little hand right on the inside of the door of the oven.  It wasn't there for but a millisecond and we ran cold water on it and put some ice in her hand, but she screamed and screamed.

2.  She continued to whimper for the next 30 minutes and then started screaming again.  She screamed herself sick.  She yaked and yaked all over the floor.  Like real vomit with chunks and everything.  She also happened to yak all over the front of my shirt and shorts.  Ahhh...nothing like the smell of throw up in the evening.

3.  Since having a baby, I think all of those "funny" videos of babies that I used to think were annoying are now hysterical.  This is the funniest one I've seen in a while.  I've seen it like five times and it's just as funny every time.  This one also kills me.  I so wish Carolyn was a laugher.

4.  I also wish Carolyn was more interested in her baby pool.  Today Carolyn's friend, Kyle came over for a dip and Carolyn couldn't be bothered to actually get in the pool.  She was more interested in Kyle's mother's cup of ice.

5.  I'm feeling extremely restless. 

6.  I rocked the side pony today.  Only because I am tired of wearing my hair exactly the same way every day.  Husband came home and said, "Oh, hey!  You're like that girl on Napoleon Dynamite!"

7.  Husband took his last final today for his undergrad.  I'm so thrilled for him.

8.  Today on CNN there was a report that said there are over 7.5 million kids in the world under the age of 13 who have Facebook accounts.  This is against Facebook policy.  The CNN lady was interviewing some guy and she said, "So, who should be responsible for this?  The parents?  Or Facebook?"  When she asked about the parents, the intonation in her voice made it clear that she didn't think the parents should be responsible for anything.  Um.  C'mon, man!  This is the problem with the world today - no one thinks they should be responsible for their own kids!

9.  There's a house just across from the church with four cats.  One of them only has three legs.  I stop there almost every day to  pet the cats.  I wonder if whoever lives there thinks I'm a freak.

10.  I think I'm going to buy a wig.  Star Jones has a million of them, why can't I have one?