There's some bad blood between the owner of Tic Tac Spa and another spa in town.
You see, the owner of that spa used to work for The Owner years ago.
When he refused to pay her more, she left, taking all of her clients with her.
Today when I got to work, The Owner's Brother asked if I could do a 9:30 tomorrow morning.
He wanted me to call the guy and set it up.
When I did, I found that the man had already scheduled at the rival salon.
I told The Brother that.
I said, "Dude, he already scheduled with the other spa."
He said, "Ah, MAN! This owner of the spa, she your friend?"
I said, "No, dude, I think she's your friend.
Naaaaawwww man, nawwww. She my enemy. If we on same team, she your enemy, too!
I told him we were on the same team even though I just happen to like the owner of the other spa.
He clapped me on the shoulder and started singing The Star Spangled Banner.
"OHR, WAY CAN YOU WEEEEEEEEE..."
If only I could type in a Vietnamese accent.
HYS-TER-ICAL.
The funniest thing?
In his mind, The Star Spangled Banner was apparently totally appropriate in this situation.
2 comments:
Hahahahahaha this made me laugh out loud...I pictured the Chinese people who work at my favorite place in the mall doing this (I'm one of those arrogant Americans who thinks all Asian people are the same, so its easy to picture).
Our nice Chinese man snuck Calvin an egg roll with a wink and a sly grin the other day so that the lady in front of us wouldn't notice...I think he likes us (we go there....a lot). We for sure love him. A lot.
LoL HILARIOUS!
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