1. Is it a rule that all officers of the law have to wear painted-on-tight uniforms? Like, it wouldn't hurt if they were given a little breathing room, would it?
2. After waking up at 3 am for the past 10 days, Carolyn slept all the way until nearly 7 this morning. I don't get it.
3. I'm just wondering if the zit in between my eyes can get any bigger.
4. The building I work in smells like the sewer. You don't realize it until you walk out and walk back in. And then you're embarrassed because there have been at least 30 visitors who've been here today who probably have wondered why we're not doing anything about the smell.
5. My favorite work cat is back after a 4.5 month hiatus. She's gotten a little chubby.
6. One of the contractors brought me a paper weight with the school mascot emblazoned on it. I thought it was a coaster. I continue to use it as if it is.
7. I wish people wouldn't ask me how my baby is unless they're really going to stop to listen to the answer.
8. I used to feel really sorry for stupid people. Sometimes I still do, but now for the most part, I can only manage a, "Oh, man, come on, dude!" For instance, The Tummy Toucher, who apparently doesn't know how to buy produce asked me yesterday if I could teach her how to use a curling iron. Seriously?? How hard can it be? And by looking at me, what makes you think I even use one?
9. I've been gathering recipes for the crockpot so we'll actually have dinner to eat when we get home in the evening. Then I realized that I don't really like meals from the crockpot. For the most part, despite what meat you use, it all tastes the same - boiled.
10. The hairdresser I went to last weekend tried to sell me some vitamins for hair loss (it's still falling out in handfuls. I'm surprised I'm not bald already). Ok, um, do you seriously think I'd buy vitamins from a 19-year-old-girl who has bright purple hair and a mustache tattooed on her finger??
2 comments:
My hair fell out until my LO was about six months old...like heaps of it. My hairdresser said it would end...and it did...finally.
As for the crockpot...I just bought one that has a timer. It will shut off and operate on 'warm' after your programmed time is up. SUPER!
Marlee is 5 months old...my hair is falling out still! It just happens...
Tummy toucher sounds like she just really really really wants to be your friend!
I wish people would stop asking about my baby too...She's getting big...growing...doing what babies do! What else do you want?!
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