The soundtrack for this morning's throwing up?
Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer.
So there I was, standing over the toilet for the 200th time in the past nine months as John was singing about romancing his lady and the only thing I could think was, "Well, John, I certainly hope you're using protection. Because I bet your girl doesn't know that if she gets pregnant, there's a possibility she could be throwing up daily for the next 40 weeks."
It kind of takes the sexy out of the song.
Sorry, man, sometimes reality sucks.
Or in this case, blows chunks.
2 comments:
Well, now when other people gripe about how much they puked, you can jump in there and say, "Whoa there Missy! I bet you only puked 50 times. I puked HUNDREDS of times. Beat that!" Oh, you could always pull out the "hyperemesis" and make them feel worse for you.
Haha, too funny.
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