I Just Need $40 Million

So.

Say you were just sitting around.

And you had an extra $40 million in your pocket.

And you started thinking, "I wonder what I could do with this $40 million to make the world a better place."

Have no fear, I have your answer.

Just head on down to the boat store and buy one of these:

Then tell them you want it docked in Galveston, Texas.

Then send me a note that says, "Erin, I used my $20 million to buy you this yacht because I knew you needed it.  And I've left an additional $20 million on the bed in the master suite for you to use to get this boat from the Caribbean to the Mediterranean when the winter's over.  And also so you can hire a yacht staff that will feed you grapes upon command and rub sun block on your scantily clad ample flesh when required."

Oh, and while you're at it, you might as well make sure the yacht is enclosed completely in plexi-glass by one of those supreme baby proofing services I saw on E! last week.  We wouldn't want The Lentil to fall overboard.