Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Forget the Statistics

I've read the statistics.  I've done the math.  And even though the possibility of it happening are like .003%, I'm convinced I've got one of the following in my uterus:
  1. Two babies
  2. One baby and one hamster
  3. One baby with the longest arms and legs you've ever seen who does a Michael Phelps-esque backstroke in a horizontal direction at exactly 10 am and 3 pm daily
  4. One baby and one mini-trampoline set at a 45 degree angle
Because really, how on earth can a baby kick you in the upper right side and then literally two seconds later kick you in the left lower pelvis?  Especially when they're only supposed to be 13 inches long?

4 comments:

Porter Family said...

You must be an outlier. I've known it all along!

The Livingstones said...

have you measured your plevis? 13 inches is pretty long, considering i am only 13 inches across. i know people come in varying sizes, but you have to assume the uterus is slightly smaller than the outside of you. gets pretty cramped for babies as they get bigger.

The Crebs Family said...

They don't just kick...they punch too...those ungrateful little things!

Erin said...

So basically what you're saying is that there's no way there's a hamster in there, too??