Stuff

1.  The Emser Tile Man came yesterday to do a little presentation for all the directors in the office.  He was a very attractive man - almost Zeus-like - tall, tan, muscled up.  He was so pretty you couldn't help but notice.  After he left, all of the men from the office gathered together around the corner from my desk and were gossiping about him like a bunch of hens.  I swear to you, I've never even heard women talk about someone like that.  They kept commenting on his obviously well-taken-care-of physique and how smooth his skin was.  The funniest thing about it is that I'm pretty sure that all of them are straight.  Unless there's something they haven't shared with their wives.

2.  The Know-It-All was back at the coffee shop again last night.  I almost strangled him.  For the entire two hours he kept saying, "No, now ladies, let's just think through this one" and then giving a 15 minute explanation on random medical principles that was not wanted.  He also started almost every sentence with, "by-the-by".  Well, Know-It-All, by-the-by, if you don't shut up I'm going to kick you in the crotch.

3.  Last night was the BYU basketball team's final regular season game.  I couldn't help but think about how much dad would have loved this basketball season - the best BYU basketball season in years and years.

4.  During the commercials for the basketball game, Husband switched over to TNT to watch 300.  I'd never seen it before, but there's a scene in it where Gerard Butler is fighting a thing that looks half-man, half-monster.  He stabs him in the eye and then cuts off his head.  Husband looked at the TV and said, "Yeah, it's going to be hard to keep fighting without a head."  I don't know about that, but I do know that maybe Gerard Butler would have had an easier time fighting if he'd have put on some clothes/armor over his panties.

5.  I heard on the radio this morning that the average person eats 15 pigs in a lifetime.  I'm pretty sure I'm ahead of the curve on that one.