I was so excited about my new, sexy pregnancy clothing that I apparently forgot to include some important information:
Apparent due date: July 15th (although I think the doctor's a few days early...that makes me just shy of 10 weeks pregnant)
And yes, we've already picked out names.
If it's a boy we're going to name him Don Juan Carlos De la Vega Consuello Peters.
If it's a girl we're going to call her Lolita Candy Cane Mermaid Peters. We're hoping she'll become a stipper. You know, we want her to aim high.
For right now we just refer to the thing in my tummy as "The Lentil". And what The Lentil wants, The Lentil gets (including tacos, which are pretty much all The Lentil ever wants).
2 comments:
What is it with Mexican food and pregnancies? My first I craved fried ice cream from El Azteca, all the time. Not good for the figure, even a pregnant one.
Why stop at stripper? I say prostitute is a great money making profession.
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