Dear New Mexico Football Team,

I just wanted to say thank you.

Thank you for letting BYU win.

I know it came at great personal sacrifice - being as you haven't won a single game all season.

But, it was really nice of you. 

Kind of like letting your younger brother win at arm wrestling.

I especially wanted to thank the field goal kicker. 

You know who you are, there, killer. 

Thank you for missing. 

Once, twice, three times.

If it means anything, you looked (A LOT) better than BYU. 

You should have won.

Not that moral victories mean anything. 

Sorry about that.

Thankfully,