I've always been convinced I am supposed to be rich.
And I would totally achieve that by playing McDonald's Monopoly if it weren't for that stupid movie, Super Size Me.
Because honestly, I can easily eat 20 chicken McNuggets daily for an entire month - that's four game pieces a day. And that = ASSURED WINNER.
Plus, who can really resist a game where the slogan is, "You. Only Richer."
And I think, I like me. And I like rich. Therefore Erin + rich = even more awesome than just Erin all by herself.
Really, the only better slogan would be, You. Except not really you because you'll become Jennifer Aniston.
I would play for that. Because even if I put on some major poundage and the tabloids started taking my picture and making fun of me, I would be all like, I'm totally putting weight on for a role.
And they would be like, Oh, Renee Zellweger did that. I guess it's ok Jennifer Aniston is now the size of a whale.
Then after the game was over, I'd use Jennifer Aniston's personal yoga instructor to get back in shape.
And I'd go over to Courtney Cox's house for tea and a mud bath.
Because that sounds like something I would do if I were rich and famous.
3 comments:
Just remember us lowlifes when you're rich and famous. Oh, and can you please use your influence for good and get Heidi and Spencer and maybe a few more of those famous for having rich parents kids off the networks and out of the tabloids, please? I want to read about important stuff like who George Clooney is currently dating, not who backstabbed who in high school. Thanks in advance.
I love monopoly! If only it would ever amount to more than 6 copies of the same stupid B&O Railroad!! Who actually wins anyways? Let me know which ones you have. Maybe w/ 2 different states we could actually find both Park Place and Boardwalk! I'll split it with you :)
am i the only one that thinks renee zellweger - however you spell it - is weird? i watched one of her movies this week, just to see if she's still crazy....and yes....she is.
i would also love to play monopoly at the big M - except their food is YUCK. except for their big orange - i really love that.
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