What the...

1. So, a patient just totally kissed me on the forehead. It was weird.

2. The other day I got a massage from one of the other interns. They put us in the room right next to the man who makes really loud sex noises when he gets a massage. It was SOOOO loud. For an entire hour. Good grief, what's going on in there?

3. I have a peach on my desk. It smells so good it's all I can do not to pick it up and rub it all over myself.

4. I used gel in my hair yesterday for the first time in months. It was all cruddy and it balled up right in the very front of my head. It made me look like I had a bad case of dandruff....and also like my forehead was falling off.

5. I love that I'm leaving this job in two weeks. Now I can do whatever I want without fear of retribution. Not that I'm doing anything bad or wrong. It's just nice to know I could if I wanted to.

6. I used my smarts and a pair of pliers this morning to fix The Doctor's $70 Cross pen. I think he should give me $70 since he doesn't have to spend it on a new pen. He disagrees.

7. I went to pick up my new hire packet for Lamar. I swear to you it weighs 10 pounds. There must be at least 40 forms I have to fill out and turn in. I'm checking to make sure I'm not signing my life away.

8. The Nurse just put a can of papaya fruit on my desk saying that it "looks like something you'd eat". She pulled it out of The Fill-In Receptionist's drawer. I think it's been in there for a year.

9. I couldn't help but laugh when another massage intern said, "Yeah, I had to get out of the auto parts business because I got tired of all the politics."

10. Ten massage hours down in my internship - only 30 more to go. The school will move to it's new location next week. The only problem is that they've failed to include an intern room where they're moving to. Ummm....where am I supposed to do the massages if there's not a room for me? In the driveway?