Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Beyond Ridiculous

I know a girl who is so far beyond ridiculous that ridiculous doesn't even begin to describe it.

What's a word for that?

Until I can think of one, I'll just have to use ridiculous. I can barely spell it. But it's fun to say.

In fact, she's so ridiculous the only way I can think of to tell her she's that ridiculous is to buy a pair of white grannie panties and paint, "YOU'RE RIDICULOUS" on the rear end. Then, whenever she comes around, I'll just pull down my pants and turn around.

Maybe then she'll understand.

Because nothing says ridiculous like partial nudity.

And grannie panties.

In fact, now that I'm thinking about it, there are several people with whom I will use this tactic.

Do you think it would be inappropriate at church?

Probably not.

4 comments:

Paul and Amy Lopez said...

LOL!!!

coweeclan said...

I pretty sure you already own a pair of granny panties...just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

I can think of worse things than "Ridiclous Panties" being flashed at the ridiculous. As Bill Cosby says, "as ridiculous as some things may sound, there comes a time of desperation, when no one’s looking, that you will give the ridiculous a try.”

I say do it.

The Livingstones said...

Nancy and I also are willing to bet you can dig up a pair of "granny panties." If you do, Nancy has offered to embroider them for you. But they have to be really thick fabric, says Nancy. So, send them on up and we promise we won't take pictures of them and send them to Cody Krenka. We promise.