Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I Miss My Fingernails

1. I had to cut my fingernails off for massage school - apparently the last thing people want is for you to jab your claws into their back. I'm really, really missing them. Not that they were ever that long, but they were long enough to paint and also long enough that when I washed my hair, it felt really good.

2. I was involved (or kind of...I was on the fringe) in a confrontation this morning with someone who apparently cannot be made happy regardless of what you do. It left my heart racing, my face red, and me wanting to poke someone's eyes out. And I didn't even say anything...I was just a semi-bystander.

3. Husband told me last night that he has to work on Thanksgiving. Awesome.

4. In my opinion, people who eat opossum shouldn't admit to it. Neither should people who eat rats - unless they're from the Philippines, then it's ok.

5. I've started praying every night that I will never be full-blown white trash. I have to throw in the "full-blown" part because I don't currently think I'm even a little white trash, but some people might think otherwise.

6. I'm currently in the process of killing two of my house plants. I have no idea what happened. Two weeks ago they were fine and now, dead, dead, dead.

7. The Receptionist is out sick again today. She's in charge of everything that comes off the fax machine so I'm having to deal with that. Holy crap, but you've never seen a fax machine as prolific as The Doctor's. I turn my back for 30 seconds and the in-tray fills up. I think I'm going to call the phone company and change the number.

8. Is there anyway we could not talk about flesh-eating bacteria? My mind is going 100-miles-per-minute thinking that I'm going to get it. I mean, according to the nurse, it's EVERYWHERE.

9. Someone told me that Cadbury had decided to do their mini-eggs for Christmas as well. Since that's the most delicious candy on the face of the planet, I've been looking for them everywhere. I can't find them. Either they don't have them in Beaumont or I've been lied to. Such a mean lie.

10. I've started my Christmas list. Everything on it costs a lot. So, I'm trying to come up with a "big idea" to make some extra money. I don't know if it's going to work in time for Christmas. I've been trying to come up with a "big idea" since 1988.

11. I think that people who shop the day after Thanksgiving are nuts. N-U-T-S. Of course, I can barely stand to shop at all so maybe I'm not the best judge.

3 comments:

MissyK said...

I saw the eggs at Smiths.

I love the craziness of shopping the day after Thanksgiving.

BexxT said...

They do have the eggs- but they are little circles (aka ornaments)...

Your best bet to find them is probably Walgreens. They always carry Cadbury stuff by the boatload.

I haven't gone looking for them though- you might be a week early for them... but now that you have mentioned them I will looking for them tomorrow. I am also obsessed. So obsessed I barely have a tongue left around easter because it has been rubbed raw from eating those dang eggs. Also- they are the cause of my 5-10 pound weight gain in the spring.

Everyone else is getting into "bikini shape." Me? I am gorging myself on the crack of all easter candy.

JRome said...

Mmm-mmm good. Nothing better than grilled rats tail!