Can I Only Write Four Words or Less??

TYPE FOUR WORDS OR LESS.
1. Where is your cell phone? I don't know
2. Your significant other? mega hottie
3. Your hair? out of control...
4. Your mother? THE JUDY
5. Your father? Paul-e-wog
6. Your favorite thing? laughing
7. Your dream last night? about kitties
8. Your favorite drink? Dr. Pepper
9. Your dream/goal? Never have to work again
10. The room you're in? office
11. Your fear? failure and chickens
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? a bikini model
13. Where were you last night? with Husband
14. What you're not? Skinny
15. Muffins? Tops only
16. One of your wish list items: grannie bike w/basket
17. Where you grew up: Nevada
18. The last shopping you did: grocery
1 9. What are you wearing? shorts
20. Your TV: 400 pounds
21. Your pet: NONE...and it sucks
22. Your computer: broken
23. Your life: awesome and more awesome
24. Lost any Emails: HUH?
25. Missing someone: always
26. Your car: THE TANK
27. Something you're not wearing: socks
28. Favorite Store: HEB
29. Your summer: girl scout camp
30. Your favorite color: yellow
31. When is the last time you laughed: just now
32. Last time you cried: I wanted to at work
35. FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS: beef, desserts, potatoes, ice cream
36. FOUR PLACES I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW: Japan, Switzerland, Ireland, home

I DID IT! Four words or less...or almost four words or less!