I'm trying to quit drinking - Dr. Pepper, that is (that's right, I got a head start on my New Year's resolution. I should get a gold star). Today is my seventh day without it and I think I'm going to have the shakes. I blame my addiction on Husband. I don't know why. I have to have someone to blame it on and he is the only person that I have constant contact with. I also blame it on Walgreens for their 5-twelve-packs-for-$10 sales.
In other news, I had a dream last night that I was doing a survey at the mall on whether or not people enjoyed their job (because I figure that there aren't very many people that actually do). That dream was interrupted because unbeknownst to me, Husband had gotten up to turn on the heater for the first time this year (I'd given him an extra blanket before we went to bed, what more did he want?), and I was SURE that something was on fire.
I jumped out of bed and was walking around the room sniffing like a dog to find the source. Husband wanted to know what I was doing and I'm sure I looked at him like, "What the hell do you THINK I'm doing? Something is obviously on fire!"
He assured me that everything was fine after I had unplugged the fan, the plug-in, and one lamp and was STILL unable to find smoke. Stupid heater anyway.
5 comments:
Hallucinations... wierd dreams... paranoia... shakes... Are you sure that it's Dr. Pepper you're trying to quit drinking? Um, Dr. Stovall might need to run some tests on you (maybe drug ones).
Well, the good news is that if I do positive for drugs, I am NOT pregnant. We did another test for that last week when my stomach was upset YET AGAIN. This leads me to believe that Dr. Stovall is the cause of the stomach pain...not to mention the paranoia.
Why does he keep making you take pregnancy tests? Is he hoping your pregnant so he can initiate uncomfortable conversations? And, if he's the cause of the stomach pain - GET a new job for pete's sake!
Oh, believe me, we already have the uncomfortable conversations. Every time the pregnancy test comes back negative, he says, "Awww, shucks. So you're still on the birth control, huh? When are you going to get off of it?"
Ummm...I'm going to get off of it in a time period called "none of your damn business".
And, I am looking for a new job (I have been ever since the day I started working here). If you know of anyone who is hiring who wants some fresh awesomeness in their office, let me know.
Will do. Will do.
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