These are a few of my favorite things...
1. Book- I love Harry Potter. The most recent book I read was "Love in the Time of Cholera", which is one of Oprah's books. It sucked.
I don't really read, but I did drop a class last semester because the teacher wanted me to read Pride and Prejudice (also because the teacher was highly annoying and also a Mormon who is mean to all the Mormon students in her classes).
2. Movie- Million Dollar Baby is my favorite movie ever made. Husband says I can't watch it anymore because I cry every time I watch it.
I do not discriminate when it comes to movies. I've seen every movie ever made and I love all of them except "The Mask". In fact, one of my favorite things to say when I'm rapidly turning the TV channels is, "Baby, have you ever seen this movie? It's good."
3. Color- As I get chubbier and chubbier, black is looking better and better...
I like blue because my wife thinks it makes me look sexy.
4. TV Shows- 24, Lost, Dancing with the Stars, and yes, I love to watch "The Girls Next Door" because those girls are so stupid.
I wasn't aware that there are other TV shows besides 24.
5. Guilty Pleasure- Eating Doritos right out of the bag. And sleeping in. And eating ice cream. And taking long, very hot showers.
Sitting on the couch in my panties.
6. Outfit- Shorts, flip flops, and a sweatshirt
My superman costume my mom made me when I was four.
7. Body part- I'm going to have to say that I have a fab body. That's right. I have been watching "How to Look Good Naked" where Carson Kressley helps women see that they are beautiful (usually they realize it when they are dancing in front of the mirror in their panties).
I am 300 pounds of ripped steel and sex appeal.
8. Kitchen tip- When your husband wants to cook, let him.
Grease is good. In the event you are unable to use all of the grease produced, you can throw it on the weeds outside the back door and it will kill them.
9. Life lesson- Ummm....I haven't learned anything yet, but I hope to tomorrow.
Mean it when you say, "I don't care what other people think."
10. Activity- I'll try anything once and I'll even try it twice if it ends in a good story.
Playing college football on the xBox and being careful not to maim my wife when I feel that the game is cheating me.
11. Food- Shrimp wrapped in bacon with monteray jack cheese in the middle. Or, if there are no shrimp available, I will just take the bacon and the cheese.
I will eat anything Erin makes except Thai food, low fat food, or dog food.
12. Child raising tip- If you are planning on having children of your own and they ask you to serve in the nursery at church, say NO.
Make sure your children are afraid of you.
13. Pet peeve- When people want you to do things for them that they should do themselves - like call to find out the specifics of their insurance plan. I also hate when people are talking to me and they keep saying, "Do you understand what I'm saying?" If I didn't understand, I WOULD TELL YOU.
Stupid people...I hate stupid people. And also when I have to pay for food at a restaurant that I didn't like.
14. Game- Dancing with the Stars on the Wii. This is mostly because I am the reigning champion at my house. Of course, I've only ever played against another person twice.
I like to play college football on the xBox with my wife. That way I'm guaranteed to win BY A LOT. And I can count it in the "time spent together" column.
15. Tattoo- I don't have one. This is mostly due to the fact that I would never voluntarily stick a needle in my body (also why I could never be a heroin addict). But, a girl who works down the hall did come in the other day with a brand new tattoo of an M&M person holding a beer bottle. She didn't understand why she had massive bruising and swelling. Ummmm...DUH.
I commonly refer to tattoos as "tramp stamps".
16. Element- I have a SMALL obsession with water - lakes, oceans, creeks, rain, bath water...I love it ALL.
Is bacon considered an element?
I'm not tagging anyone else because no one will do it anyway. However, if someone else doesn't have anything to do at work, this is a great option.
1 comment:
You crack me up. And, if you didn't read my reply to the comment you left on my blog, I did tag you. I thought your middle name was Marie, no? And, we went to college together, AND you decided that you wanted to do this, so in essence, you were tagged three times. That means three posts. Doesn't have to be about you every time, though. Make up something about another friend or husband. (Not a friend's husband, of course, because that would be wierd.)
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