Just in case I die, I want everyone to know that I knew beforehand that someone was trying to kill me. That someone would be the state of Texas. Ok, so not really the state of Texas, but I think that it's mighty ironic that I might die after only living here for a month or so.
It would seem that Peanut Pan Peanut Butter has recalled some peanut butter due to salmonella. And guess who, after buying peanut butter literally for the first time in my life (while living in America because I bought it in Japan all the time), has a bottle of THAT EXACT peanut butter in the cupboard? ME. I could die.
I currently don't know how many more people/companies are trying to kill me, or you for that matter, but I think that ALL of us need to be a little more aware that we could go at any moment...and not even know why. I guess what I'm trying to say is: watch your back...and your peanut butter consumption.
3 comments:
See, your problem is that you're eating Peter Pan peanut butter in the first place. What you want to eat is natural peanut butter. Naaaaaatuuurraaaaallll peeeeeaaaaanuuuuttt buuuuutttterrrr.
When I snap my fingers you will go to the store and buy Laura Scudder's Old Fashioned Natural Peanut Butter.
Balux! When Jif or Skippy fall out of favor? I'm telling you, there's something about a peanut butter named after a boy in green tights who never wants to grow up!
You do understand, Mr. Pitt, that Peter Pan is never actually shown on the peanut butter bottle??
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