Yesterday, creepy 40-something *Neil came to the shop for a parts pick up. He meandered into the office and started asking what I was going to do now that I am home from Japan. When I told him that I really didn't know, this is what he said, "Well now, Erin, you can't just keep getting by on your good looks. You know, you're really beautiful."
Well now, Neil, let's be honest...if there is one person in this world that you DON'T have to tell they are beautiful, it is ME. And again, being honest, the fact that you find the need to comment on my good looks is weird and also inappropriate as you are married and also gross.
It was then and only then that I remembered that Neil is currently running for office (county treasurer), realized that I am a registered voter, and therefore, will say just about anything to gain my all-important vote.
*The real name of the subject of this email has been used in hopes that he will read this and be ashamed of his weasly politicking efforts.
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