1. I had a dream last night where I finally talked Husband into taking me dancing. There was a pork kabob stand at the club we went to. Can it really get any better than that? However, in the dream, when it got to be 9 pm and no one had showed up, I said, "Man, I really can't stay up any later, we've got to go home." It seems that I'm not only uncool in real life, I'm even uncool in my own dreams.
2. Lesson learned today: Never, under any circumstances, should you go shopping with your WIC card on the first day of the month. There are many, many overly aggressive women who are scared to death there won't be enough food on the shelves. And they're not scared to be pushy about it.
3. While at the store, I stepped in something orange and gummy without realizing it. It stuck to the bottom of my shoe. When we got home, Carolyn found it and started chewing on it. Awesome.
4. I had to take some things back to Lane Bryant today where I found that everything in the store is 40% off. As luck would have it, I also had a 20% off coupon. There was a sale on a bunch of their jewelry. In the end, I got all of the jewelry for $2.39 each (regularly $29.95). That's like 94% off. Or something.
5. I've been trying to contact the financial consultant at the hospital for the past week. I've left three messages. And still, no reply. I might have to stake out her office.
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