Dear BYU Football Coaching Staff,
I feel like I've cooled off enough to write this letter...you know, without swearing like a sailor and using unladylike gestures.
I'm not going to lie, when you lost on Saturday, I wanted to be all dramatic like the movies and throw something.
But, what they never show about throwing stuff is that eventually you come to your senses, realize you've smashed something you like, and now you have a big, fat mess to clean up.
And you know how badly I hate to clean.
Anyway.
I actually thought the team looked ok in the first half.
Jake Heaps still can't read coverage to save his life.
You might want to work on that.
I thought the defense was pretty good the whole game.
But, tell me, for the love of pete, why on earth you stopped coaching the offense in the second half!
Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you, Brandon Doman.
Runs up the middle and screen passes were less than effective and you know it.
Why didn't you continue to run off tackle?
Why didn't you try, oh, I don't know, throwing it in front of the line of scrimmage?
And why in the hell did you have Jake Heaps throw a long ball into double coverage on 3rd and 423?
I mean, I had to suffer all manner of humiliation at church compliments of the bloody Texas fans.
I refuse to suffer the same at the hands of all of my Ute loving family members (the poor, misguided souls that they are) this coming Saturday.
In other words, I expect you to shape up or ship out, Big Boy.
And, if Jake Heaps can't start looking like the #1 recruit he's supposed to be, take him with you.
Regards,
Erin
1 comment:
It is amazing the gift you possess of putting my exact thoughts into words. :) Just drive up here this weekend and we can watch the game together and I'll have a whole box of non-breakable things we can throw if something doesn't go our way again!!!
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