We received a call the other day from one of our very favorite people.
She shall remain nameless.
She said that when she sees something that "needs said", she's going to go ahead and say it.
She called because she wanted to give me some advice on how to care for Husband.
I told her to hang on a second, I'd get a pen.
She said I didn't need a pen, it was simple.
She said that when Husband goes to take a shower, I should just trot in there right after him.
And I should wash his back and his "hard to reach places".
When Husband asks me what I'm doing in the shower with him, I'm supposed to reply, "Oh, I'm just so hot for your body."
Apparently the bonus of all of this is that while I'm washing those "hard to reach places", it will make Husband "hot for my body" as well.
Score.
The call ended with this:
"You give your husband a big old hug and tell him that his biggest fan wants to give him a big old smooch."
4 comments:
LoL, priceless! :o)
That call was supposed to be private. I told you that Erin. Now everyone will know my secrets.
Well, dude, I'm pretty sure the fact that you're a magician is out in the open already...can you have any secrets worse than that? I don't think so.
I need your friends. I might die happy to get a call like that.
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