Gary Busey while talking about Meatloaf's outburst and consequent apology on Celebrity Apprentice, "He was able to give up his anger so he could dance on the rainbow without fear."
Um. WHAT? Gary Busey is a nutbar. And so is Meatloaf.
Husband while watching Dancing With the Stars last night wherein Kirstie Alley's partner, Maks, semi-collapsed while dragging Kirstie across the dance floor, "Yeah, you ask Maks now and he's all like, Jenny Craig my ass!"
Husband while watching the Women's NCAA Final Four game between Texas A&M and Stanford, "Oh, baby, she's ugly. I mean, like, Rebecca Lobo ugly."
Husband while watching me get my toothbrush out of the cupboard over the toilet, "You know, your toothbrush falls in the toilet all the time. I usually just fish it out and put it back."
2 comments:
HA! that last one was hilarious! Did you beat him up for never telling you???
GROSS!!!!! Get out the bleach!! Better yet...go buy a new toothbrush! And get one of those baby locks on the toilet so the lid HAS to stay down. I thought Gary Busey was in a mental institution. Who let him out?!
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