Cabbage Patch Kid

There are certain things Carolyn has decided she does and doesn't need to do.

She sees no need to be dressed.

Ever.

She sees no need to do anything I tell her to do.

She sees the need to do everything I tell her not to do.

She sees the need to crawl out the back door as often as she can and stuff dirt in her mouth while I'm not looking.

But, she doesn't like the feeling of the concrete on her knees, so she bear crawls.

Here's what it looks like: