Thinking Things Through

1.  Even though I talk a lot, I think even more.  If I'm quiet, you'd better believe there are 900 things going through my head at any given time.  None of them are related either.  I can't track my own thought patterns, so I assume no one else can either.

2.  Sometimes people really surprise me.  I massaged a Molly Homemaker looking woman the other day and when I uncovered her back, it was covered in tattoos.  Um, really, Molly?!  Who would have thought?  I don't understand tattoos in most cases anyway, but sometimes I uncover one and I think, "This is seriously what you've chosen to have tattooed on your body for the rest of your life??  A dragon?"

3.  One of the new bras I bought last week is a four-hooker.  I now have to schedule 10 extra minutes into my day just to get it on and off.

4.  We had a gumbo party last night.  We also had gumbo last week - I made Husband make it again because I didn't feel like we had enough leftovers to fully support my gumbo habit.

5.  I had five massages on Saturday - literally back-to-back-to-back.  I was running in and out of the room, whipping sheets on and off.  I still feel tired today.

6.  I had a dream last night that Husband told me I should stop writing on my blog because "no one wanted to read about me anymore".  That was at 2am and I spent the next hour worrying about it for some reason.  I wondered if I should go private or just stop writing all together.  Then I remembered that it was a dream.  And that everyone wants to know about me.  Obviously.  And if they don't, they can piss off.  Sorry for the profanity.  That's my British side coming out.

7.  As far as the brother of the Spa Owner is concerned, I am the funniest girl alive.  Mostly because I told him the other day that I'm half Vietnamese and I know this because my hair looks the same.  I don't know why Asian people think that joke is so funny, but it's always a hit.

8.  And speaking of The Spa Owner's Brother, he gave me some Dim Sum right before I started my first massage on Saturday.  It was sooooooo good.  It also made my breath smell like onions, which is awesome when you're all up in someone's face massaging their neck.

9.  Are there any body building contests where you can showcase just your thumb muscles?  Ever since I started massaging full-time, I feel like mine are freakin' huge.  I mean, they don't look any bigger, but I basically feel like I have a full sized ham attached to my thumb.

10.  When will my baby stop puking all over??  I'm so tired of cleaning it up, doing the laundry, and carrying a burp rag everywhere I go.