How Much Money Do You Make?

At every job I've ever had, the bane of my existence has been that I've known exactly, down to the penny, how much everyone in the office made.

Mostly because I was in charge of payroll.

At my last job, for some reason, everyone knew how much everyone else made.

And that made everything a bloody mess.

Because there was jealousy.

Anytime anyone got a pay raise, there was a general raising of hell.

It was one of the main reasons I started searching for a new job.

At my current job, I had been living in blissful ignorance.

I had no idea how much anyone else made.

And I loved it.

But then, since I'm leaving, I was assigned to a special project involving people's salaries.

Now, I once again know how much everyone in my entire department makes.

Mostly I don't really care, but there's one that has incensed me to no end.

You guessed it.

The Tummy Toucher and I make the exact same amount of money.

How is that even possible?

She's a bloomin' idiot.

With not an ounce of common sense.

Like she almost didn't even graduate from high school.

And to that I say, there's something wrong with the system.

And also, BLAGHALALHAHA.