Star Report

1.  Was Apolo Ohno honestly wearing bedazzled dog tags on Dancing With the Stars?  Seriously, Apolo?  Seriously??

2.  Mariah Carey is a full-blown fruitcake.

3.  Katy Perry.  Uhhh...what makes you think a marriage to an admitted sex and drug addict is a good idea?

4. Charlie Sheen just filed for divorce from his third wife.  Now there's a surprise.

5.  Mario Lopez has a new show.  Ugh.

6.  There were pictures on Yahoo of the stars in their Halloween costumes.  They didn't look any different AKA less slutty than usual.

7.  Kyle Massey is outstanding.  Anyone who draws abs and pecs on themselves with a Sharpie has to be.

8.  Even though the last Indiana Jones sucked and he's old, Harrison Ford is still a hottie.

9.  I don't know if this qualifies to be included in the star report, but I hope with all my heart that Harry Reid doesn't get re-elected today.