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A letter from my brother and sister-in-law:


Dear Erin and Nick:

We thought long and hard about what we could do to help you right now - to help you figure out why Carolyn was crying so much.

We think we figured it out...

YOU'RE FORCING HER TO ROOT FOR THE WRONG TEAMS!

Data to support our claim:

• BYU's current record is 2-4
• Texas has lost to UCLA and Oklahoma
• BYU is full of sinners and their losses are God's wrath
• Texas is HOT.  EFFING HOT...AKA HELL

Meanwhile, a lowly WAC team continues to get it done.

We thought this might help...

Love,

Jesse and Shanna

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