This is my 1,001st post on this blog. That's a lot. I'm sure every, single post was uplifting and helpful to all those who read it. Or something like that.
I thought my head was going to fall off yesterday.
Literally. Fall. Off.
I wandered into the realm of Migraine-Ville. This is not a happy place. It is a vomit-filled place. It is a place where my hands fall asleep and I'm sensitive to light.
All I could think was that maybe the violent ralphing would break my water and then, since I was already in pain, I could just go ahead and have a baby too. You know, kill two birds with one stone.
Because that's the kind of logic that totally makes sense to me when I have when I have a migraine.
Alas, today is a new day and I am still pregnant. And still nauseated. But since I kept my breakfast down, I came to work.
Everyone here thought I was gone yesterday because I was having the baby.
I can't tell you how many times I've been asked, "Still no baby?"
Um...does it look like I've had the baby?? And, if I had, do you think I would be here today?
Seriously, people.
3 comments:
When is your official due date? I've been thinking of you. Hang in there.
It's not even until the 15th! I know! An entire week away and the doctor is saying that she won't come before then...and probably not for at least a week after that. I'm just so tired of people at work watching me like a hawk. Anything I do, they say, "Oh! Dat baby be comin'!"
No, dat baby be stayin' right where she is!
Hi! I'm new to your blog but this post is SO ironic because I fell ill with my first migraine this week, and face planted in a toilet for the day as well!! It was awful! I heard that there's been a virus going around that starts with a migraine...maybe that's what I caught. Hope you are feeling better!!
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