1. I didn't throw up this morning. That makes one 24-hour period. I think The Lentil is a fan of peanut butter and jelly. And Zofran. Yes, I had to cave. I've purchased some Miralax to make up for it, though. Here's hoping I never have to use it.
2. Mostly I think I didn't throw up because I was too busy being excited over the new cast of Dancing With the Stars. Chad Ochocinco's going to be on. I'm hoping he's not lame. I'm also wishing they hadn't chosen Pamela Anderson. Because she's gross and disease ridden. Oh, and Kate Gosselin - please help them help her hair before she gets on another nationally televised show.
3. The white patch of hair on my head is reproducing. Like a rabbit.
4. My greatest current desire is that Husband will stop snoring. If he doesn't I'm going to have to start sleeping in Bose noise cancelling headphones.
5. I keep having to hover over my daily nectarine supply. I actually caught one of my co-workers stealing one off my desk last week. She had it shoved in her pocket and then denied taking it - like a five-year-old. Ummm....seriously?
6. As you can see from the above statements, my life is really exciting.
3 comments:
My life is even more exciting cause I've been waiting all morning to read your blog lol. It always cracks me up. Thanks!
Who steals nectarines? Tell that thief they're on sale at HEB.
Just letting you know I did the zophran & miralax. I LOVE both of them. The miralax doesn't make you "Go" it just softens things up a bit. ;) I took it often and it wasn't bad AT ALL and I couldn't function without the zophran. Keep plugging away sista! You'll make it!
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