Erin Thoughts

1.  Does anyone else dislike Pamela Anderson as much as I do?  I think she's a certified nut.  Two marriages to Kid Rock attest to that.  I guess I just don't get why everyone is so "into" her.  It's like she's trying sooooo hard to be sexy, she forgets to think.  Plus, her "sexy" seems slimy to me.  Like she slithers.  The thing is, all of us, with the help of a good plastic surgeon, could look like Pamela Anderson.  The goods aren't even real, man!

2.  Apparently Ricky Martin has just come out of the closet.  I thought he came out of the closet years ago when he wore those white, see-through capri pants.  I mean, even I knew he was gay and let's face it, my gay-dar sucks.  Just sayin'.  Either way, it matters not.  I love Ricky Martin.  In Spanish.  Not so much in English.

3.  I have just looked down to find that my shirt is surprisingly low cut today.  Either that or my breasts have risen - like bread dough.  Woops.  It seems I have unwillingly returned to my former cleavage slut self.

4.  I'm tired of wearing clothes.  I wish Eve had never eaten from that tree...then everyone could be naked and no one would even bat an eye. 

5.  I wonder why people think it's necessary to talk to themselves when they stand at the fax machine.

6.  Even though The Lentil is still against Cadbury Mini-Eggs, I stopped by Walgreen's to buy some yesterday.  Because Easter is almost here and then they'll be gone for a whole year.  What if I need some in a couple of months?

7.  Does anyone else know someone who tells the same joke over and over?  Sometimes I want to throw up my hand and say, "Dude, I've heard this one already.  Seventeen times."

8.  I think it's funny how many different recipes there are for "Better Than Sex" cake.  Today someone served a cake with that name - it was a white cake with pineapple in the frosting.  All I could think was, "Uh, if a white cake with pineapple in the frosting is better than sex, you haven't been doing it right."  I mean, the least they could do would be to put some chocolate in that cake.

9.  While they were passing the cake around, the only thing I could think of was this movie clip.  I mentioned it to several of my co-workers.  Turns out none of them had seen it.  I had to laugh by myself.

10.  I just found out that the governor of Texas has "granted a reprieve" and I get off half a day for Good Friday.  I really have no idea what a reprieve is, but if Rick Perry could grant one, say, once a month until the elections in November, he'd totally have my vote.