I'm Pretty Sure I'm Wife of the Year

1.  I'm pretty sure I should be awarded Wife of the Year.  I've been planning to give Husband The Complete James Bond Collection for nearly a year now.  Since I'm going to be out of town for Christmas, I thought it was a perfect gift - he could watch it all he wants and I wouldn't have to sit there rolling my eyes.  My one mistake was letting him open it early.  Since last Wednesday it's been James Bond non-stop.  They pretty much all look and sound the same to me which really upsets Husband because each one is clearly different.

2.  Husband took me to see The Blind Side this weekend.  I loved it.  I kept tearing up but trying to pretend I wasn't.  And, there was popcorn.  I couldn't get it into my mouth fast enough.  And I don't even like popcorn.

3.  I bought my first pair of pregnancy jeans this week.  Not because I need them yet but because I live in Southeast Texas,  I didn't own a pair of jeans and I'm going home to the snow and ice tomorrow.  I had to buy the plus-size ones, which I'm pretty sure were made for a women with a rear end much more substantial than mine.  Not that mine's small by any stretch of the imagination, but I would hate to see what it would look like if it filled out these jeans.  And just as a side note, I might never go back to wearing regular jeans again.  Pregnancy jeans have got to be the most comfortable thing ever made - even if they aren't so attractive.

4.  My Christmas list includes a kitty.  And a house.

5.  I think the woman who teaches the Sunbeams with me hates me.  Whether or not I go to church depends on how many times I throw up while getting ready.  By the time I'm done throwing up, it's too late to call and let anyone know I won't be there.  I'd missed two weeks in a row and then just showed up randomly yesterday.  Naturally, I was totally prepared with a lesson - watching Up - which she would probably deem inappropriate.  Instead, she taught while I had to control Chris Farley.  I failed miserably and after he punched me in the gut, I was forced to take him to his father.  I don't know yet how they're going to change classes at the beginning of the year.  I'm really hoping I'll get to stay with my class though.  There are several of those kids who make my day.  And some that don't so much...

6.  Nearly everyone's off today in anticipation of Christmas.  And the ones that are here have been talking about deer hunting for the past 30 minutes.  I guess I'm really not expected to do anything today.  Not that I do anything any other day, but you know...