VICTORY!

I petted the kitties today! 

Well...petted...touched is more like it. 

I took advantage of their hunger.

And lured them in with my bowl. 

It worked like kitty heroine.

Little did they know that it was completely empty.

Mwaaahahahahahaahaaaa.....

The bad news is that I failed yet another massage practice test (this is the third time in three weeks).

I keep studying but I'm not getting any smarter. 

I studied skin disorders for two hours the other night.

It just made me itch and squirm. 

And be thankful I don't have scabies.

Or carbuncles.

I saw lots of carbuncles on lots of rear ends when I worked at The Doctor's Office.

Ok, I didn't see them so much as hear about them from The Nurse.

I wanted to lance them but The Doctor didn't think that was a good idea. 

I can't know why.

I also think I have a learning disability in regards to kinesiology.

Mostly just the muscle action part.  And the muscle insertion part.  And the muscle origin part.

Which is pretty much all kinesiology is.

But you know, whatever.

I"m feeling pretty discouraged.