Husband took me to see New Moon last night.
It was outstanding.
Not so much the movie as the fact that we had to stand in line which was headed by a very menacing, gun carrying member of the Beaumont PD.
You know.
Just in case a fight broke out among the masses or people started trampling one another to be the first to see Jacob Black shirtless.
I was thinking about dividing the crowd into pro-vampire and pro-werewolf and then having them cheer for their favorite team for prizes worth dollars.
Then I remembered that I'm not twelve.
And I didn't really have any prizes.
I stand by my review of the first movie - this one was pretty much the same.
Except they had like four camera angles - one of which was the overhead-twirl-around-Bella angle.
It made me sea sick.
I was happy to see that Edward was still wearing his lipstick.
And that no one on the set thought to fix Jasper's weird hair. Again.
And naturally, the best part of the movie really was when Jacob took his shirt off to doctor Bella's bleeding forehead.
Because that's SOOOO something I would do.
Oh, your head's bleeding? Allow me to be chivalrous by striping down in the freezing Washington rain while also showing you my amazingly tan pecs.
I've had to start wearing two shirts, it happens so much.
Of course, I don't really have pecs.
Or a tan.
But whatever.
Oh, and to Edward, would it have killed you to do some push ups?
I mean, I get that you're supposed to be nasty pasty because you're a vampire, but at least you could have gotten a little less concave in the chest area.
Jacob Black certainly used his time wisely in between shoots by hitting the gym.
What on earth were you doing?
All the girls at the theater swooned over Jacob (causing Husband to roll his eyes for the thrity-fourth time). But when it came to your big reveal, there wasn't a peep.
OBVIOUS WINNER (ALMOST AS SEXY AS HUSBAND)
They've done some photoshopping on his nose...it sooooo doesn't look like this in rea l life.
OBVIOUS LOSER (AND STILL LOOKING CONSTIPATED)
Here they've photoshopped both the abs and the pecs. This makes it look like he has some.
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I left a comment on someone's blog that instead of Bella giving her virginity to Edward, maybe should could give him some bronzer.
I will be seeing it in a couple of weeks. I need a good laugh.
1st i LOVE that nick had to listen to the swooning!!
2nd not sea sick...."morning" sickness :) which was always more evening sickness for me
LOVE that you are on Team Jacob!! Me too! My man is on Team Edward though.
I agree...Edward should have used his time in between filming at the gym. At one point in the movie when he is hugging Bella, you can see his hair on his biceps and it just looks so nasty on his pale, no-biceps. However, I do think he is pretty damn hot...just not Jacob hot. :)
Did you notice Edward's crusty lips in the climactic scene where Bella stops him from showing himself to the Volturi et. al? It was so gross. Wipe your mouth before kissing me, she should have said.
We sat in front of a 40 year-old who was a bit loud when Jacob first took off his shirt and said, "MAN, I could be arrested for the thoughts going through my head right now!!!" We giggled. And yeah, I thought when Eddie took his shirt off before stepping out into the sunlight that it was a bit of a let down. I admit that I chuckled. Way to go husband for taking you. I'll have to wrestle mine just to rent it later on.
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