Except it was a woman. And she was 5'2". But the delts were the same size.2. I have a confession to make: I only have two sets of gym clothes that fit. And only one sports bra. I can't and don't wash them every day. I admit it. So, people surrounding me on the machines, yes, that sweaty, stuffy smell you smelled...it was totally me.
3. I would just like to thank the non-athletic looking man with the skinny legs who was trying to give me weight lifting pointers. Ummm...seriously, man?
4. To the people who take all of the working machines with the working personal TVs and then don't watch the TVs: please stop it. If you're not going to use the TV, please get on a machine without one. Because I need the TV so I can accomplish my daily goals of working out and watching Dancing With the Stars at the same time.
5. And finally, I'd just like to mention the five-year-old child, who, when walking out with her mother, pointed straight at my spare tire and said, "MOM! That lady's just like you! She has two sets of boobs! One on her chest and one on her stomach!"
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