(This is the corsage all of the primary teachers got. The Primary colors are one, two, three, red, yellow, and blue...)
The Primary Program is over.
Whew.
I'm sure the kids did a great job.
I wouldn't really know.
Because I spent the entire time trying to get the three-year-old boys sitting next to me to stand up, sit down, turn around, stop talking, stop touching each other, stop picking their noses, stop hanging on the divder, stop making breaks for the leftover sacrament bread, etc.
Even at that, it was relatively tame until the last 15 minutes when this VERY LOUD conversation ensued with a quickly tiring Chris Farley kid (who can't say his S's so instead, he substitutes with Y's):
Chris Farley: Yista Peter! I'm a Yuperhero!
Me: Yes, I know, but you have to wait to be a superhero until after the program is over.
Chris Farley (jumping out of his chair, throwing his hands out in front of him like Superman flying): SPrOOOsha! KKkaaaPOW! I'm a yuperhero!
Me: No, dude, you gotta sit down and be quiet till the bishop says "amen".
Chris Farley: AMEN! YAY AMEN, BIYOP! YAY AMEN NOOOOOW! I'M A YUPERHERO!
Whew.
I'm sure the kids did a great job.
I wouldn't really know.
Because I spent the entire time trying to get the three-year-old boys sitting next to me to stand up, sit down, turn around, stop talking, stop touching each other, stop picking their noses, stop hanging on the divder, stop making breaks for the leftover sacrament bread, etc.
Even at that, it was relatively tame until the last 15 minutes when this VERY LOUD conversation ensued with a quickly tiring Chris Farley kid (who can't say his S's so instead, he substitutes with Y's):
Chris Farley: Yista Peter! I'm a Yuperhero!
Me: Yes, I know, but you have to wait to be a superhero until after the program is over.
Chris Farley (jumping out of his chair, throwing his hands out in front of him like Superman flying): SPrOOOsha! KKkaaaPOW! I'm a yuperhero!
Me: No, dude, you gotta sit down and be quiet till the bishop says "amen".
Chris Farley: AMEN! YAY AMEN, BIYOP! YAY AMEN NOOOOOW! I'M A YUPERHERO!
1 comment:
I love that kid. That is what makes primary programs undoubtedly the best sacrament meeting programs all year long! (awesome corsage, too.)
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