1. I finished my massage internship.
2. I spent two hours yesterday working on a spreadsheet regarding campus trash collection.
3. NASA spent $79 million to crash a space craft into the moon. On purpose.
I would just like to say, WAY TO GO, NASA!
And also, GOOD THINKING, CONGRESS!
Spending $79 million to find water on the moon! Just outstanding.
I mean, I probably would have voted to pull funding because no matter what the Fed Chair says, we are still in the middle of a recession. And people are homeless and jobless.
I know, what a party pooper, right?!
But just think about how overjoyed those people will be when you inform them that even though they have nothing to eat, there's a possibility that perhaps for their next vacation, they might be able to swim on the moon!
We'll all think about how silly we were to wonder why you'd used all that money.
And we'll write you letters telling you how brilliant you are.
Because really, it doesn't get better than this.
2 comments:
Just as crazy..Obama is getting the Nobel Peace prize! WHAT?! HOW? He is soooooo evil. Last days, call good evil and evil good.
Then again, Wilson, Roosevelt, Carter and Gore all recieved the same award. Maybe it's not as prestigious as it sounds.
Maybe blowing up the moon will turn it red as blood. Signs of the times.
I've really been trying to get my husband to go to massage school.
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