1. I was cleared to drive the university vehicles this morning. My first joy ride was in the clunker of a van they relegate to the lesser employees. I got my LU pride on while being passed and honked at by LU students who were upset that I was going so slow. I couldn't help it. I was too scared I wouldn't be able to stop because the brakes are kind of funky. The good news is that if I had stopped suddenly and gone through the windshield I would have been ok because I was wearing the hardhat I found in the back seat.
2. I've decided I'm going to find a way to get my own hardhat since I'm so enamoured with them. I want it to be yellow and I want it to have my last name stenciled on it just above the bill. And if I have to wear it to job sites I think I'll wear some steel-toed boots and some Wranglers. I'll also be chewing on a toothpick.
3. I spent my day today organizing Vonda's business cards. That right there is a good use of state funds.
4. The Furniture Tarts (ladies who provide the furnishings for campus buildings) came today. The Planner, when he found out they were coming, came walking swiftly out of his office to tell me exactly what they look like. He told me that one of them would more than certainly be wearing a low cut, cleavage bearing shirt and would flirt with The Director to get what she wants. And that she looks just like this (while tracing pretend 36-24-32 curves in the air). I almost peed my pants laughing at him. I told him I was shocked.
5. I got to go to the Supply Center today. It's exciting because I got my very own box of G2 Pilot gel pens. You may not think that's a big deal but I don't think you understand my love of pens.
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