Just a few things:
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- One of Georgia's players has "Housing" listed as his major. What exactly does that mean? Is it like an architect? Or like someone who will never move out of the college dorms?
- I still can't help but laugh everytime Matt Winer comes on. Because that's a funny name. I am missing Chris Smelley a whole lot this year. Because his name was even funnier.
- I'm thinking about renting a college football smoke machine for work. I just think it would make my day go better. When I walk in, they have to have the lights off, the strobe on, and the smoke billowing. They will be playing Thunderstruck by AC/DC and cheering for me. And I want someone to interview me so I can tell them what I plan to do today that will make me better than yesterday. I will always reply in football terms. I will sign autographs on Fridays. Other employees can use it, too. On their birthdays. And Arbor Day.
- I still can't help but laugh everytime Matt Winer comes on. Because that's a funny name. I am missing Chris Smelley a whole lot this year. Because his name was even funnier.
- I'm thinking about renting a college football smoke machine for work. I just think it would make my day go better. When I walk in, they have to have the lights off, the strobe on, and the smoke billowing. They will be playing Thunderstruck by AC/DC and cheering for me. And I want someone to interview me so I can tell them what I plan to do today that will make me better than yesterday. I will always reply in football terms. I will sign autographs on Fridays. Other employees can use it, too. On their birthdays. And Arbor Day.
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The Oklahoma State mascot still freaks me out. Pistol Pete is creepy.
I am 100% against cheerleader chaps. I mean, it's one thing when you're moving cows through tall, heavy sagebrush. It's another when you're trying to look sexy on the sideline. Just for the record, I'm also against spandex pants and most sequins.
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